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Drunken Santa
Drunken Santa
0.0.5
42.9 MB
Android 4.1+
Apr 05,2025
3.5

Application Description

Get ready for an explosive holiday season with our game! Experience the thrill of New Year's fireworks and explosive action as you dive into the festive chaos. Santa's on a mission to deliver Christmas gifts on time, but he's not taking the traditional route. Instead, he's speeding through the city in his armored sleigh, crashing into cars, buses, and giant heavy multi-ton trucks on Christmas Eve!

Our game is packed with exciting features that promise an unforgettable holiday experience:

  • Realistic armored jet sleigh handling
  • Liquid sleigh repair nanokits cleverly disguised in whiskey bottles
  • Unique crash physics for an authentic wrecking experience
  • Stunning wrecks and explosions to light up your gameplay
  • A beautifully rendered night city on Christmas Eve
  • Countless cars to destroy with your gift-throwing antics
  • A variety of sled models to choose from
  • Amazing, realistic graphics that bring the holiday chaos to life
  • Robust and painfully truthful Christmas traffic simulations
  • Achievements and leaderboards to compete with players worldwide
  • Easy-to-master controls for seamless gameplay
  • Love, happiness, and Christmas cheers to spread the holiday spirit
  • Awesome sound design to immerse you in the festive frenzy
  • Options for both offline and online play
  • A great variety of traffic, including buses, SUVs, and heavy trucks

If you enjoy the game, rest assured we're committed to adding even more exciting content in the future!

Gameplay

Your mission is to wreck other cars to earn points. Chain successive wrecks and combos for bonus points, and use liquid sleigh repair nanokits to restore your health. Aim to earn the highest score and see where you rank on the world leaderboard.

While we couldn't include every feature we envisioned, here's what you won't find in our app:

  • A way to order a taxi - Santa Claus drives himself
  • Multiple levels
  • Multi-language support
  • Real car driving experience
  • Modern supercars or muscle cars
  • Dangerous overtakes
  • Burning asphalt - it's winter, after all
  • Match-3 gameplay
  • Real car sounds
  • Police chases - everyone loves Santa
  • Guns and gunplay (though we might add a Santa bazooka later)
  • Real, ridiculously expensive elite cars
  • Donald Trump

Despite our best efforts, we also couldn't implement the following:

  • Smashing enemies with swords
  • Defeating and killing monsters and bosses
  • Leveling up heroes
  • Racing a real brand sports car on busy streets
  • Buying new cars - Santa only drives sleighs
  • Upgrading or leveling up cars - Santa sticks to his sleighs
  • Becoming the best driver
  • Performing tricks and stunts - Santa prioritizes safety (and enjoys his booze)

But don't let that stop you from experiencing the real holiday madness and countless crazy, awesome moments in our game. It's all about explosions, presents, and the true Christmas spirit!

In our humble opinion, this is the best holiday game of 2017, and perhaps even the best Christmas game of 2018! We'd also like to think it's the best racing game of 2017 and 2018, though it's not strictly a racing game. Oh well.

P.S. The developers in no way condone or approve of Santa Claus's actions in this game. Please abide by traffic laws.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy New Year! Cheers!

What's New in the Latest Version 0.0.5

Last updated on Dec 12, 2017

  • Increased speed sleigh! Now Santa is hurrying even faster!
  • Added new machines

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