I will play as Grandma. She's got a keen eye and a sharp wit, perfect for keeping that prisoner in check!

Grandma's Diary: The Great Escape Prevention

Day 1: The Arrival

Oh, what a day! That pesky prisoner thinks he can outsmart me? Ha! I've raised five kids and outsmarted them all at hide and seek. This house is my domain, and I know every nook and cranny. I've already set up some of my famous homemade traps around the place. Let's see him try to get past my yarn ball tripwire!

Day 2: The Chase Begins

I caught him trying to sneak out through the kitchen window this morning. Silly boy, didn't he know I keep my best apple pies cooling there? I pretended to be asleep in my rocking chair, but the moment he touched that window, I sprang into action! A swift swat with my broom sent him scurrying back to his room. He won't try that again in a hurry!

Day 3: The Clever Disguise

Today, he tried a new trick. Dressed up in my old gardening hat and overalls, thinking he could blend in. But nobody knows my garden like I do! I spotted him trying to hide behind the tomato plants. A quick shout of "Time for dinner!" and he jumped out of his skin. Back to the house he went, no dinner for him tonight!

Day 4: The Midnight Snack

I heard rustling in the kitchen at midnight. Caught him red-handed, trying to steal some of my cookies. I let him have one, but only after a stern warning. "You eat that cookie, and you stay put, young man!" He nodded, mouth full of chocolate chips. I think he's starting to understand who's boss around here.

Day 5: The Final Stand

He made a last-ditch effort today, trying to sneak out during my afternoon nap. But I was ready! I'd set up a decoy pillow under my blanket and waited in the hallway. The moment he tiptoed past, I grabbed him by the ear and marched him back to his room. "Not on my watch, mister!"

Day 6: Victory!

It's been a week, and he hasn't tried to escape again. I think he's finally learned his lesson. I might even bake him a special cake to celebrate. But don't worry, I'll keep my eyes peeled. Grandma's always on guard!

That prisoner won't be going anywhere on my watch. This house is locked down tighter than a drum!